I am now going to name every member of One Direction! Harry. …There’s four other ones. The blonde one. Two other ones. Somebody’s name is Tommoson. Yep. I did good. I helped the world.
….LARRY. Larry is the other one. Larry Tommoson. SOMEONE IS LOUIS. The one on the boat is Harry. Louis, Larry and Harry. NO. I’M MISSING THE ONES WITH THE CRAZY NAMES. THERE’S TWO. OH! MALIK!!! AND THERE’S…. I’m just gonna go with Larry. Fucking Larry. Larry from Britain. No! Zur…? ….Aziz? Nope, don’t quote me on that one. No. NO. Z. Z-A SOMETHING. Zany. We’re going with Zany. Zany, Harry, Larry and Louis. And Malik. That seems like an okay guess.
Malik, Zany, Harry and Louis. Tommoson is the other one. There’s six of them, and the sixth one has the best hair. Sing that one song where they’re on the beach and they frolic. YOU SHOULD RUN A FANSITE.
Which one has a boat? I know there’s a boat in the band and Harry has it. He’s got the boat. He’s the captain. Sure, there’s definitely a Larry. Harry’s nephew or something. Maybe his niece. LAURENCE! That’s the name of your fish! Maybe he’s in One Direction. Zany and Malik are my favorites. They all have brown hair except the one that has blonde hair. Malik and Zany are the ones who get along the best. I wouldn’t invite them to parties, mostly because I don’t have parties. I know Zany would have a good time, though.
The only one on the boat was Harry. And maybe Larry. Zany’s my favorite. I bet Harry reads a lot of books on his boat. I bet he puts books on his Kindle Fire. I bet he has a Kindle Fire. He has a six pack. I remember you told me that, once. Zany doesn’t care. He’s the aloof type. Is he the one with the pompadour?
I do remember there are seven members now, and one is the boat. They were on iCarly with Michelle Obama. She’s in One Direction with them.
Oh my God, the fansite I’m going to put up for One Direction is gonna be SOOOO GOOOOOD.
”—yesterday my best friend, Stephie, talked about one direction for a very long time completely unprompted even though she is indifferent to them as a group and i managed to type it all out on my phone. also she was really drunk. also i want this tattooed on my face. (via onedirectionstraighttohell)
parents:OH MY GOD YOU NEED AN EXTREME ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT I'M THE PARENT YOU'RE THE CHILD THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL DO YOU LIKE HAVING NICE THINGS DO YOU LIKE HAVING A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD THEN START APPRECIATING IT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM WASH THE WINDOWS LICK THE DIRT OFF THE KITCHEN FLOOR DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MAID NO
me:AND WE'RE THE THREE BEST FRIENDS THAT ANYBODY COULD HAVE, WE'RE THE THREE BEST FRIENDS THAT ANYONE COULD HAVE, WE'RE THE THREE BEST FRIENDS THAT ANYONE COULD HAVE AND WE'LL NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER LEAVE EACH OTHER
In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her
expectations of holidays:wow i have so much time i'm going to do so much, i'll eat really healthily and go for a long run or a walk and i'll clean my room and the entire house and talk to my neighbors and see my friends every single day then i'll watch a whole TV series and read like 76 books and even study.
reality:*scroll scroll* *right click* *new tab* *reblog* and repeat.