March 2012
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally calls Obama the N-word on camera, ending his campaign. Oh wait.
my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
church: follow jesus
me: does he follow back?
church:
me:
church:
me: promo 4 promo?
before i shower: ugh damn it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower ill do it later
when i'm in the shower: sweet jesus christ what is this magical fuckery this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot as it wraps its pleasuring waters or warmth around my body
