December 2011
me: *walks out of room*
parents: OMG SHE'S OUT OF HER CAVE HELLO WELCOME COME COME SOCIALIZE YOU NEVER SOCIALIZE DON'T GO LOCK YOURSELF BACK IN YOUR ROOM STAY OUT OF THAT CAVE SPENDING THAT MUCH TIME ON YOUR COMPUTER ISN'T HEALTHY!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!
me: *gets food. goes back in room*
bye 2011!
thanks for giving me a degree and diet vanilla coke!
When I turned 18, I felt I was grown up. Then when I was 21, I reflected, ‘Boy,...
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teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com