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insanity-and-vanity:

Literally me

insanity-and-vanity:

Literally me

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tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

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"Loose seal! Watch out for loose seal!"

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sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned

sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned

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kobetyrant:

my new favorite account *read left column first*

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shutupvevo:

on the one hand it’s a joke but on the other hand where is the lie

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YA Book:: wHite yoUng girl!!!1!
YA Book:: sHe is difFERenT!!!!!1!!@
YA Book:: speciAL pOWer!!!-!!
YA Book:: cute boY love HeR!!!
YA Book:: bUTttttt
Ya Book:: anOTher boy alsO??? love heR?!?!??!!!
Ya Book:: HOw will sHe cHOOse!!?!?!?!?1!! aNd save wORld?????!?!!

fuckonthis:

this is so important.

you fucking asshole.

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