welcome to the afternoon
god:: why are you approaching that cow
god:: what are you doing
god:: no
god:: what
god:: are you seriously going to do that
god:: oh fuck, he's doing it
god:: he's actually doing it
god:: this is fucked up
god:: I've fucked up
s4mm4n:

Me at the shipping fee to Australia for one item.

s4mm4n:

Me at the shipping fee to Australia for one item.

(Source: keannaling, via dlamandis)

me in other people's showers:: what the fuck is going on
superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

(via batbunting)

bogofff:

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

this makes me mad and sad

(Source: frozensecond, via naked-fame)

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i swear i get uglier everyday

(Source: mammamoon, via sixteenthnote)

yrdeadbeatfriend:

sixpenceee:

canoeing in a crystal clear lake 

coolest but scariest fucking thing

yrdeadbeatfriend:

sixpenceee:

canoeing in a crystal clear lake 

coolest but scariest fucking thing

(Source: sixpenceee, via ourfacessplitthecoast)

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